So I’m out cutting the grass for the first time this year (cutting the grass: one of the things I hate most in life), and I turn the corner to the backyard and notice something. It’s our Christmas tree, still out in the yard. Nothing says “class” like a Christmas tree next to your patio in mid-April, right? What do I do with this thing? Assuming all the Christmas tree drop-off sites are closed until late December …
you have officially received your full parenting credentials. i should warn you – your life will consist of many more absent minded events such as these. i recently discovered that i can’t be trusted to order things to go to our dialysis units because i seem to think 100 x 100 is only 1000. made this mistake TWICE in one week’s time….