“The Squirt incident” or “Sharing a first alcoholic drink with my son”

Pregnancy update

After a long week, I often relax on Friday by downing a beer with dinner. Since my wife was at the store and the beer supply was low after a Stokes-filled weekend, I decided to break into the liquor cabinet for some vodka. After rummaging through the fridge, I settled on a can of Squirt as the mixer. I poured the concoction into a pint glass, sat down at the island in our kitchen to eat and read a magazine, and in walked Sarah from the store.

We chit-chatted for a few minutes before I continue with my routine. As I read the magazine to my left, I caught some commotion in the corner of my right eye. Sarah was sneaking a sip of my Squirt. Turns out she took three huge gulps before realizing the glass wasn’t pure corn syrup and water. She freaked out for a minute or so, but it’s now kind of funny.

Turns out I just shared a first alcoholic drink with my son. And I thought I’d have to wait until the year 2029!

48 thoughts on ““The Squirt incident” or “Sharing a first alcoholic drink with my son””

  2. I’m surprised that Child Protective Services isn’t knocking down your door!You know, Big Brother IS watching. By the way, cute kid.

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  3. You’re right…those Stokeses can drink. Even if you start the little squirt early, Chester will never be able to drink them under the table. New controversy: the correct plural spelling of Stokes.

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